“In a democracy, someone who fails to get elected to office can always console himself with the thought that there was something not quite fair about it.” ― Thucydides, The History of the Peloponnesian War.
In Singapore, someone who fails to get elected to office can always console himself that next round, he can always tompang a coattail.
Recently a series of the age-old "You Have Two Cows" joke went viral. For example:
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
So I thought we ought to have an Asian edition.
In fact, this series of images, a larger collection of which was first shared on my Facebook Page , became so viral I thought what the heck, I would write some more Two Cows slides and create a video slideshow of it.
PM said on his Facebook page: “Lui Tuck Yew has told me that he does not wish to stand again in the coming General Election, and I have reluctantly accepted his decision. He had told me this early this year. My senior colleagues and I tried hard to change his mind, and are disappointed that we did not succeed.”
If I were his colleagues, I also don't want him to leave lor. Or else might become the next fella to kena arrow.
This is me practise-waving my DBS PayLah! app. Why am I doing this? Read on and find out!
You know how concert fans wave their phones like light sticks to support their music act? 我们永远支持你！
Well, for our 50th National Day, DBS PayLah! is is inviting you to do the DBS PayLah! SGWave!
You just need to be a PayLah! user (or if you are not one get, just download the app and register, preferably before noon tomorrow). Then on on 9 August 2015, launch your DBS PayLah! app, wave your phone during 1pm to 2pm and 5pm to 6pm, and you may stand to win cash prizes up to $100k!
Just 3 simple steps:
Step 1: Open your DBS PayLah! app on National Day during the above time periods.
Step 2: Click on: “Play Now”
Step 3: Wave your mobile phone and if you are lucky, you will win an instant cash prize!
Launch, Click and SGWave your way to some cash! Wave with your Paylah! app in one hand and the Singapore flag in the other!
Reminder: if you are a new DBS PayLah! user, do try to pre-register for PayLah! before noon tomorrow, 9 August 2015. Do eeeeet naaaaaao!