*Do unto others before they get a chance to do it unto you
*He who has the last laugh doesn't get the joke
*He who has the last laugh probably is the joke
About The Author
Chairman Lee Kin Mun (Ph.D., O.C.B.C, I.O.U.) was born the 7th Son of the Heavenly Eunuch Emperor in Shantung many years ago. From young, the brave warrior had shown fine revolutionary instincts that were to serve him well later on: rebelling against authority, fighting against injustice, and demonstrating a pathological hatred for broccoli.
As a graduate of the "Nanyang Academy Of Revolutionary Thought & Other Such Naughty Stuff" (NARTS), Chairman Lee began on a path of revolution that was to take him to where he is now; precisely no where. Not really surprising, since he looks up to such revolutionary figures as Mao Tse Tung, Ivan The Terrible and Kumar from the Ra-Ra Show.
"The Wise Sayings Of Chairman Lee Kin Mun" above has been excerpted from his new bestseller "A Bird In The Hand... Makes One Hell Of A Mess: (More Revolutionary Sayings II)" (Peking; Overzealous Publications Ltd, 1993)*. Already topping the charts all over the socialists states (even the defunct ones), the publishers are pleased to announce that Kin Mun's book is only second to Castro's techno-thriller "Havannah's Best Cigars" and Deng Xioaping's cult classic "Why Spitoons Work For Me."
Chairman Lee Kin Mun, who professes to be a closet Marxist ("Yes, I be reading Marx in the water closet"), will be celebrating his umpteenth birthday in a few weeks time. A devoted family man, he will be partying with his wife, many children and 17 thoroughbred camels.
Contributed by Rohan Achiwawa
