When VIPs visit your school

The joys of organising a school event involving ministers, by neurotic teacher Ondine.

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4. You can fit 25 sambal fish balls into a styrofoam box
5. Our minister of state for trade and industry and something else wears Hush Puppies socks
6. There is protocol of who sits on the left and the right of the minister.
7. Trying to figure out how Lee Hsien Yang's (second son of the illustrious Lee clan in Singapore) son would address one of the VIPs who is his father's elder brother's second wife's sister during a debate just makes your head hurt too much.