Some alternative illnesses to fake for your next MC

Jasmine Janice and her friends flip through a medical journal to come up with illnesses to use as excuses for an MC. Blackheads (link removed on blog owner's request) was her choice.

Do check out the rest of the site (link removed on blog owner's request), lots of interesting stuff to read. Janice's other half is apparently an Iron Man, and does those running-cycling-swimming events for FUN. I got physically tired even reading the descriptions of the events, like Action Asia, that they took part in. It was also nice to read her sweet posts on their loving relationship. But then I am a Sensitive New Age kind of guy.

I would also like to clarify that I did not spend all this time on her site because of all the Beautiful People (link removed on blog owner's request) featured there (herself included). I only read it for the articles. Thank you.

Damn, that's a lot of Beautiful People.

Update: I did not want to cause Janice (sorry got your name wrong the first time) any worry or make her lock her posts and all that. So I removed the links.

Excerpt:

Everyone in the pantry was laughing about Wench's lame vertigo excuse, and making up reasons why we should stay home next week. Clinton said he'd get Tourette's Syndrome; Auntie Joyce said she'd say she was suffering hormonal changes and is turning into a man, or simply say she's weak in the knees since she has a knee problem already. I looked into the medical book they were flipping through and it actually documented quite a few illnesses and conditions.

I carefully selected mine:

Blackheads: Blackheads are small, dark spots (about the size of a pinhead) caused by a small plug in the opening of a follicle (pore).