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Monday, May 01, 2006
browncast: the persistently non-political podcast no. 6
Political aspirant, Jeff Lopez, the Man and His Ideas, goes for lunch. And finds himself embroiled in a controversy focuses the spotlight on his very integrity and credibility.
This audio podcast does not contain "persistent political content" because that is prohibited during the election period under the Singapore's Election Advertising Regulations. Remember, prison got no broadband!
Audio file for the mrbrown show 1 May 2006: the persistently non-political podcast no. 6
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Comments
i be honest with u. it was so funny that i cry.
Posted by: pierre | May 1, 2006 10:22:57 PM
LOLZ...
MIW become bachok mee seller...
Posted by: wen long | May 1, 2006 10:39:16 PM
Omg owned!!! Nice one mrbrown!
Posted by: furnaces | May 1, 2006 11:44:35 PM
steady ah! i vote for you all can??
Posted by: linn | May 1, 2006 11:48:30 PM
Nice one! Had a good laugh :)
Posted by: uu | May 2, 2006 12:15:25 AM
Just a OT (out of topic) won't an addition of "Butter" beside the "Bread" in the picture look nicer? "Bread and Butter" issues... XD
Posted by: ot | May 2, 2006 12:22:30 AM
Very funny! Best one so far!
Posted by: roteux | May 2, 2006 3:22:45 AM
RESPECT mrbrown! Spoof of spoofs. We think but you do. =)
Posted by: ah neh | May 2, 2006 3:42:09 AM
I started listening to your podcasts only recently, I must say this has the best non-politcal podcast so far.. chio kao peng ah. Got some more coming?
Posted by: feeblechicken | May 2, 2006 6:35:08 AM
Yes I agree this is so funny!
Posted by: kf | May 2, 2006 2:25:51 PM
My colleagues insist that if you vote for the opposition, the government knows because the voting card a barcode with your details, so be warned..
Is fear ruling or what?!
Posted by: Lings | May 2, 2006 2:44:05 PM
this is damn funny. the best non political so far :D
Posted by: callandor | May 2, 2006 3:04:32 PM
LOL this is damn hilarious. try a spoof on "branded goods (ๅ็)" in nex podcast?
Posted by: py | May 2, 2006 4:43:26 PM
I laughed till i lao sai a little bit in my pants.
I have read your blog a couple of time previously but recently with your absolutely non-political commentries and podcast,i am hooked man! I declare that you are my best friend whom i've never met.
Dude, you should go stand for election man!! Confirm vote for you ah!!
Posted by: Anon | May 2, 2006 8:46:45 PM
hilarious! you the man.
Posted by: Qinghui | May 2, 2006 10:15:08 PM
The taping of the telephone conversation by the Election Department would constitute illegal wire tapping in some first world countries but not this one obviously.
Posted by: zalim | May 2, 2006 10:22:12 PM
For those of you too scared to vote opposition cos of some barcode or serial number on your polling ticket : I've been voting opposition all along and I'm still here, alive and kicking.
Posted by: Har Chiong Kai | May 2, 2006 11:21:20 PM
GOOOOOOOOD one ah! I've recommended this particular one to about 10 people liao.
Posted by: chan | May 3, 2006 10:20:44 AM
Addendum:
Someone should send this link to Gomez ;)
Posted by: chan | May 3, 2006 10:26:17 AM
I'll vote for you!
Posted by: Jiraiya2005 | May 3, 2006 1:18:31 PM
I'll vote for you!
Posted by: Jiraiya2005 | May 3, 2006 1:20:06 PM
I vote Rikimaru! Sourge creeps always move together! Scourge party rulez. Sentinels suck!
Posted by: DotA Nut | May 3, 2006 3:25:15 PM
Acting is superb man! Script also wonderful! I wonder how will PM, SM and MM reactwhen they heear this. Well done!
Posted by: swee | May 3, 2006 7:46:49 PM
Hi, your podcast is really funny. Hope more Singaporeans will understand what the meepok seller is trying to do to the poor customer.
Posted by: lets move on! | May 4, 2006 2:19:47 AM
OMG! So funny lah!! And the voice of the hawker sounded so familiar leh. I wonder where I've heard it before? LOL.
Posted by: U quickie exprain | May 4, 2006 11:16:04 AM
Now the hawker says, "nabber mind, i got more important things to do. I need to serve the other hungry customers... u got time then exprain to me"
Posted by: viv | May 5, 2006 12:17:46 AM
whoa piang, the first time I listen I die laughing- pls top this- so grateful to you guys! great script.. ;D
Posted by: sling | May 5, 2006 9:34:39 AM
Damn shiok! got some more or not? with or without chili oso can.
Posted by: cigt | May 5, 2006 4:55:55 PM
Coolx one although only today I heard it. Need to crack on better ones? haha~
Posted by: windsor | May 5, 2006 7:40:06 PM
u rock man!!! damn funny....
Posted by: jeff | May 5, 2006 9:57:01 PM
u just made my day. this's been circulating all around sps. hilarious.
Posted by: kb | May 5, 2006 11:34:23 PM
between marking your IC/attendent and distributing the voting slip there is no link. They don't have to know who u vote for, they only need to know who the area vote for in this case a group of a few blk. This is why boundary everytime change.
Posted by: elchl | May 6, 2006 1:19:55 AM
ya ya.. the garmen will not have time to chase after individual unless you are a influential, powerful Bak Chor Mee customer... whahahhahaha
Posted by: Carol | May 6, 2006 2:14:42 AM
Be warned. Do not piss off the Bak Chor Mee hawker or he will FIX your Bak Chor Mee so that you have more loo time to come. :-)
Posted by: who | May 6, 2006 2:46:28 AM
Or maybe he'll be so confused by why there're so many new bak chor mee stalls that he can't focus on how much ter kuah to order?
Posted by: bw | May 6, 2006 3:52:25 AM
Just something to keep us out of Singapore close to home and entertained..!!! 2 thumbs up.
Posted by: daniel | May 6, 2006 4:25:20 AM
I also chio kao peng.
mb, maybe you should form SBP (Singapore Brown Party) b4 next election.
Maybe not, otherwise when u lose yr podcast, we would also be deprived of some fun.
Posted by: bb | May 6, 2006 8:41:03 AM
holy cow, browny, u fell for PAP propanganda! the more publicity on this issue, the greater the victory for the PAP!
one step back for democracy!
Posted by: flykite | May 6, 2006 1:15:35 PM
Can do a chinese/hokkien version so that my mum can listen too? Damn funny lar...
Posted by: yoyo | May 6, 2006 11:00:07 PM
lol!! lesson of the day: never argue with the ba chor mee man! =P
Posted by: Usagi | May 6, 2006 11:09:26 PM
Me out of Singapore for 18 mths liao.....
No Mee Pok Man in Shanghai but shanghai tan
First time listened, nothing happened.
Listened the 2nd time, I laughed till my tears come out... whaaa lau....very good.
Keep it up !
Regards
Silver
Posted by: silver | May 7, 2006 12:54:20 AM
I think you should have join the TCS.... Your jokes are so much funnier than what Jack Neo has to offer. You beat them FLAT. AWESOME!!!! Hopefully, you can keep up the good work.
Posted by: Joker | May 7, 2006 1:32:06 AM
Go go mrbrown ahha. hilarious!
well... ppl fearing to vote for the opposition party becos they were afraid their votes will be tracked. think about this... so are you voting bcos of fear of jeopardising yaself? then, is this the kind of govt you truly want?! is this the kind of 'transparency' you get? is your vote really sacred and secret then? why fear~ and if really tt's the case, then all the more we need 'another voice' in the parliament la!
Posted by: ll | May 7, 2006 11:16:24 AM
After making a scene in the market, many kaypoh people look on, soon people cannot tahan his ah chi ah cho and began to symphatise with Mr Lopez. Some people get fed up waiting on the queue to make order, left the queue, they are coming here to eat his mee not hear his gossip!
Bah cho mee man say to himself:
"Jialat, I talk too much, now people fed up with me, KNN, get even with him later..."
He then said:
"You go eat, after you eat finish, u better come back and exprain to me! otherwise I make sure u vomit out!"
Posted by: cim chye lah | May 7, 2006 8:18:14 PM
That's really funny man. I've listened to it at least 5 times and I still laugh like mad each time. way to go man.
Posted by: chetan | May 7, 2006 8:54:16 PM
fed up when lopez still saying sorry while he wans an espraination, the bak chor mee then call police to come settle this matter
the saga continues...
Posted by: py | May 7, 2006 10:23:15 PM
Part II coming soon? Jeff should be arrested!
Posted by: chinchye | May 7, 2006 10:31:45 PM
Part II
While Jeff Lopez the Man and His ideas finished his 'bak cho mee', wipe his mouth sipping his glass of sugar cane drink, it was also 'Bak Cho Mee' stall's closing time. Bak Cho Mee man then said to himself:"KNN yesterlay sell 753 bowls, doday oni sell 666 bowls. This idiot liar, this bad egg gimme bad bisness and my bisness a bad name! I must revenge! I'm reporting to the police!"
Just as Jeff Lopez finished his drinks and about to leave, he was arrested for 'causing grievious hurt to personal reputation and business" to 'Bak Cho Mee man'
Posted by: cim chye lah | May 7, 2006 11:57:40 PM
Bak Chor Mee customer Mr "Blur" Lopez kenna arrested at Changi Airport for questioning liao. This Bak Chor Mee hawker very powerful one, Sorry No Enough, I think this time pay fine no enough, cannot exprain must go to jail and maybe kenna cane. I very scared for him now.
Excellent podcast Mr Brown (like others, I listen >5 times still chio ka peng), you keep us S'poreans who are overseas in tune with life back home.
Posted by: Chia Lat Liao | May 8, 2006 3:49:21 AM
Ya Mr Brown! come up with a sequel!! :D
Posted by: Lings | May 8, 2006 2:32:33 PM
i am 62. after bakchormee and going down high slide and fish not so fresh, i pray i will live to witness the next MI sequel. god bless you and all who eat fish
Posted by: Raymond HO | May 8, 2006 8:00:45 PM
Podcast is passe already. You all should 'upgrade' to filming film shorts. Try to get hold of $100 million grant from MITA.
best regards,
Nelson Tan
Posted by: Nelson Tan | May 9, 2006 11:26:59 AM
it bloody funny.....
Posted by: tony lo | May 10, 2006 12:27:59 PM
Police say bar chor mee stall reputation still ok, so they may panchan Mr blur a bit. Fine him less than 1k, so next time maybe he got chance to carry hammer again.
Posted by: bb | May 10, 2006 1:55:52 PM
So funny till my whole family tear!!!
Posted by: Trixie | May 10, 2006 8:08:16 PM
ah?!?? ah?!?! ah?!!? move on?? move on ur si lang tao eh... my shop always here...wat a subtle way to describe our political climate here. good one mr brown!
Posted by: ll | May 10, 2006 9:03:41 PM
HAHAHA TER KWA! [x
"huh? Huh? HUH! esprain to me first. esprain to me. esprain why."
HAHA so funnyyy great job! :)
Posted by: TINGYS | May 10, 2006 9:17:55 PM
Funny.You make movie?Make spoofs movie but with local flavour
Posted by: dandiddisdothat | May 10, 2006 10:11:17 PM
HAHA! so funny!!
actually he got say he dowan tur kua leh.. cos he say nothing else.
HAHA!! funny all the same~
good job (:
Posted by: (: | May 11, 2006 9:21:44 AM
Heeeee and it really brightens my day up! Sad to say how ungracious and unforgiving our society is.
Posted by: mibel77 | May 12, 2006 12:33:59 AM
Hey! I really enjoyed it too! Been sharing it with my friends, just had a good laugh with my mum and best friend today hearing it again!
Can I know why is Jeff Lopez called the man and his ideas?
Posted by: shuyi | May 12, 2006 9:28:02 PM
haha u rule, man!
Posted by: pinkpi | May 14, 2006 12:50:18 PM
Man...when i read your article on 17 May 06 and saw the Tur Kwa thingy at the footer, i thought what the fuss over this piece of little liver meat and LOL~.
It's only when i visits your site right now, that i finally know what this is all about.
Keep up on your podcast! :)
Posted by: ranvier | May 18, 2006 12:42:19 AM
Best! Love it.
Posted by: Jee Lin | May 19, 2006 11:55:42 AM
Crap! Mine can't load the page...
Posted by: Argh | May 19, 2006 9:32:58 PM
nice dig at the PAP!
Posted by: john | May 21, 2006 4:02:24 PM
Tis Joke Make Me Laugh Till I Urine haha
Posted by: teck | May 23, 2006 4:33:03 PM
Wah.. the bak chor mee man sounds like my bf too.... haha... die die also must give an ans...
Posted by: AhB | May 30, 2006 4:28:48 PM
this is on the news! great job by the way!
Posted by: xwd | May 31, 2006 9:57:46 PM
WTF FTW LOL
This one don't need to explain one. But cannot move on.
Posted by: ZzZzSsSs | Jun 2, 2006 10:50:43 PM
WOOT MR BROWN U ROCK
Posted by: pn | Jun 3, 2006 8:39:05 PM
Wah piang so funny till everybody in the room laugh eh...
Posted by: FYY | Jun 5, 2006 7:50:38 PM
watch the no more bird
Posted by: alex | Jun 7, 2006 11:56:08 AM
IM A fan!!!!!!
you guys are awsome!!!!
keep up the great work!
Posted by: rachel j | Jun 8, 2006 10:25:43 PM
HAHAh i see my sis'rachel j' has left a comment above, count me in too, that gives you 2 more fans, Can't wait to let my "ang mo' dad hear this, hahhahahahah
Posted by: Claire Jedrek | Jun 8, 2006 10:44:26 PM
Hi Mr Brown,
there REALLY is a CCTV at the bar chor mee store: 24 hour kopitiam near the Singapore Art Museum. Perhaps you would want to check it out. We were close to tears with laughter when one of our friend spotted it.
Cheers.
Posted by: Dan | Jun 9, 2006 2:48:55 AM
so damn funny..heard it as a whole class..my teacher played it to us..rock on mr brown..
Posted by: luis | Jun 11, 2006 9:27:11 PM
Wa Pian, Peng ah! So Funny.............
'Li a Si Lan Taow'
Posted by: JasonAxela | Jun 13, 2006 9:20:10 PM
Everytime I hear this podcast, I feel like eating bah chor mee...hey Mr Brown, you own a bah chor mee stall is it...
Posted by: Hungry | Jun 23, 2006 7:15:36 PM
Dear Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi,
After hearing your funny pods, we have request from older volks. They wish to know if both of you can create the Bak Chor Mee and the students' results in HOKKIEN version.
Thank you
Posted by: JBL Systems | Jul 8, 2006 12:57:35 PM
Wah. Ba chor mee high tech. This teach the customer a lesson.
Posted by: kingkong | Jul 9, 2006 2:24:20 PM
Dude... u make a great and creative show !!! good job...'Apologize not enough u must explain why .....'
Posted by: FCC | Jul 23, 2006 4:22:32 PM
BTW, will there be a "bar chor mee man RETURN" ?
Posted by: siow lang | Aug 12, 2006 3:03:01 PM
hehaha..the stallholder veri singapore =) wahaha. i lyk the dat part "no u didnt, yes i did, no i didnt, yes i did...." i loveee.... haha
Posted by: carLotta | Aug 14, 2006 11:26:35 PM
The Bah Chor Mee RETURN:
"Oi! Come bak wif my noodle! u havent answer my question! explain why u say u dun wan turkaw when u din say u dun wan turkaw !"
Jeff:" can we move on and let me eat?"
Seller" no u must explain why 1st."
Jeff:" uhhh... can i call my lawyer?"
seller" no. u must explain why u say u dun wan turkaw when u din say u dun wan turkaw!"
jeff: uhh say again?"
seller:" I SAID explain why u say u dun wan turkaw when u din say u dun wan turkaw!"
jeff: " wei... sian alrdy. lemme eat?"
seller: " u sian? listen to The song : SIAN by mr brown and miyagi lah."
jeff: " wah lao! LIM BEI CHIBAI FCCF KAO BEI KABU KANINA ! STUPID BLOODY CHI BAI FUCKIN MORON! bASTRD LEMME EAT LAH!< (censored material {lol?})
seller:" no. u must explain why u say u dun wan turkaw when u din say u dun wan turkaw!"
Jeff:"
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