Me (after paying some bills): *presses* Logout
AXS Machine: Join contest?
Me: Exit
AXS: Sure? Can win Condo.
Me: EXIT
AXS: Really?
Me: E.X.I.T.
AXS: Ok. Instant Lucky dip?
Rage level: Hulk Smash
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