Heard coming from the kids' bedroom: "Ehhhhhhh, sekseh laydehhhhh…"
Me: "Simi sekseh laydeh?! Isaac! Sleep. Or else."
Isaac: "Papa. Remember to buy my Beyblade I wanted."
Me: "We will see. It cannot be too expensive. What's the model again?"
Isaac: "Galaxy Pegasus."
Me *act blur*: "Prancing Pony ah?"
Isaac: "No! Galaxy Pegasus!"
Me: "Universal Unicorn ah?"
Isaac: "Papa! Galaxy Pegasus!"
Me: "International Coleslaw?"
By this time, I'm giggling my ass off and my son is also laughing. Sure, I can troll my 9-year-old now for the lulz but I have to do so in moderation. When he grows up, he may troll me back by hiding my dentures.
[Photo seen on allkpop, author unknown]