The wife recently turned on the password for her Mac screensaver and started to get calls from the kids.
Joy, on phone: "Mommy, may I play on your computer?"
Wife: "No. I am at work. You may play after I come home."
Joy: "If you give me the password, I will just use it this one time."
Joy: "Please Mommy. I promise I won't remember it."
Maybe I should tell her the password is ******
In other news, the wife told me, "I need a keyboard for my new office laptop. Your black one looks nice and very high-tech."
Me: "Oi. Don't touch my Razer BlackWidow Stealth keyboard."