Joy, 7: "Papa, is Twilight a bad movie?"
Me: "…Yes. It teaches you to date old vampires."
Joy, with a toothless grin: "I am a vampire!"
Me: "You are just Bo Geh."
Isaac, 9: "Taylor Swift is in Twilight!"
Me: "Taylor Lautner lah."
Isaac: "Oh ya! Shark Boy!"
Me: "Yes. Taylor Swift is a girl who writes songs about her ex-boyfriends. Never date someone who may write bad songs about you. Or old vampires who sparkle."
