Me: "Auntie, Teh-C Kosong Peng."
Kopi Auntie (a granny who also happens to be my neighbor): "Your back pain liddat you still drink cold ah?"
Me: "Ok, I drink hot then, Auntie."
You don't say No to a caring kopi auntie. Also, I scared she tell my mother.
In other news, at 2.53am this morning, my M1 network disappeared and I got an SMS from Celcom welcoming me to Malaysia. I was in bed. At home.