Wife (re-watching Star Trek: Into Darkness with me): "The new surround sound system you installed in our bedroom is really good."
Me: "Yes, those detachable wireless satellite speakers really work."
Wife: "That means we may never leave the bedroom!"
Me: "That's good what."
Other husbands buy flowers, I install surround sound systems for my beloved's aural pleasure.
Happy Valentine's Day to you all.