By now, you would have heard the shocking news that Hello Kitty is not a cat. This shocker came from Sanrio themselves:
"Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it's called Charmmy Kitty."
My life is all a lie. Next you will tell me Goofy is not a dog. Or Barney is not a dinosaur. Or The Force is caused by midi-chlorians.
Does Dear Daniel know? Does he know he hasn't been dating a cat all these years?
I believe all these years Hello Kitty wanted to tell us that she was not a cat. But Sanrio didn’t give her a mouth, to keep it a secret.
This is what I believe Hello Kitty will grow up to look like:
[Drawing above done by my super-talented artist friend Artgerm, in response to the shocking Hello Kitty news. Used with permission.]