Me: "Kids, your uncle is taking you to the Turtle movie tomorrow."
Son: "Yaaaaay! Is it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Me: "No, it's Turtle: The Incredible Journey, a documentary."
I can be such a Troll Dad.
After I told them it was really Michael Bay's movie, Isaac whispered to his disappointed younger sister (who probably wanted a less boy-oriented movie), "They are Turtles… and Ninjas."