We had just finished lunch at the coffee shop and were driving home.
I took out some change from my shirt pocket and said to the wife, "Can put the $2 notes back into my wallet? I'm driving. Hey wait, you're doing it wrong. I like the big notes behind, small notes in front, and facing the same direction."
"I know," the Love of My Life replied, "I just want to irritate you."
My wife is such a troll.