mrbrown: L'infantile terrible of Singapore

Insing column: mrbrown and the Na'vi

Latest weekly Insing column is "mrbrown and the Na'vi"

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By now, most people and their mothers have seen Avatar, James Cameron's latest big budget movie. If you haven't, I suggest you stop reading this column, get out from under that rock you have been living under, and go forth to watcheth the movie. Because after this paragraph, I am going to talk about the movie a lot and you might blame me for giving away the ending that Darth Vader is really Luke's father.

Are all the losers who have yet to see the movie gone yet? Good. Let us begin. (cont'd)

kitchen tigress: Prying a Cake from OCBC Bank's Cold, Hard Fingers

kitchen tigress went to an OCBC branch and asked for her birthday cake. OCBC gives out birthday cakes? Their commercial seems to suggest it leh...

Go read her little cake adventure.

Agree or don't agree with what she did, it was a pretty funny story. And besides, her blog has all those nice yummy cakes...

YPAP Member: No job? It's your karma or your forefather's fault!

A certain Eric How, allegedly a Young PAP (YPAP) member, got into a flame war with some 3in1kopitiam forumers on Facebook and posted this little gem:

"Do not be bitter and go on slapping on the Government senselessly because you did not get any fruits or benefits from your forefather. You will have to blame on your karma or your forefathers for not getting all the paths right for their off springs. My folks did the right thing by getting all the stuffs ready for us and we will never ever need to nag about the Government giving jobs to foreigners instead of locals. In fact, we create jobs for others. Our folks even make sure that we guys do not need to squeeze into public transport by getting each of us a personal car.

The job market is an open competition whereby the best person gets the job and not because of nationalities. Buck up and do something right for you’re off springs so that they will be thankful to you and not turn up to be like you guys nagging senselessly.

I think Mr Eric How is right. Don't blame the gahmen for your lack of fruits and benefits! Blame your own suay karma! Blame your forefather! Who asked your loser forefathers to be useless coolies slogging away at some blue collar job? It is their fault for not setting you up with jobs and careers!

Look at Mr Eric How! His parents did the right thing by "getting all the stuffs ready" for him. No need to rely on the gahmen for jobs! Mommy and Daddy set him up good!

In fact, his Mommy and Daddy "create jobs for others", ok? We should THANK the likes of Eric How and his family for our jobs and for not being a burden to the state.

And if you feel that public transport has been less crowded lately, you can thank this Eric How and his family too! His Mommy and Daddy got him and his siblings a personal car each, so that they don't need to squeeze into the MRT and buses and add to the congestion!

How can we ever thank this Eric How and his loaded elite family for their benevolence and love for the common man? They are so considerate!

If only YPAP had more members like Eric How who truly care for the masses and contribute so much to the good of the nation!

First Day of School

It's the first day of school for Singapore and in our case, also for our family. We took Isaac for his first day at school and it was quite an adventure. If you consider driving more than an hour in a mad traffic jam an adventure. It felt like the entire country was heading for school.

It is now recess time and the wife and I are trying to be incognito while we soak in the activities. We just want to observe without Isaac seeing us there. Not that he has any problems settling in anyway. I think his Mom is more anxious than he is.

the mrbrown show: walk this land

A little ditty for the New Year from the mrbrown show gang to you all! mrbrownshow.com!

Insing column: mrbrown and the overseas Christmas

Latest weekly Insing column is "mrbrown and the overseas Christmas"

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I am wondering if my six-year-old son would mind a box of Taiwanese Nai Yu Tai Yang Bing (奶油太阳饼), or Suncake, for Christmas.

It was all I could find on my Taiwan holiday with the wife. The little souvenir shops of the mountain village tourist trap, Jiufen (九份), did not really have any Power Ranger Jungle Fever figures in stock. All they had were assorted Taiwanese biscuits, giant fishballs and something called Blood Meat Cake.

That's the problem when you go on a long-awaited holiday with the wife for the first time in years, without the children. And you choose to do it just before Christmas, when you should be a good little parent and stay in Singapore, looking for toys and presents for your brood, together with the great masses.

I think I will have to find a way to buy him that Power Ranger (what does Jungle Fever Power Ranger mean? Does he have some kind of exotic flu?). Either that or shape a Power Ranger out of a piece of Taiwanese Pineapple Tart. (cont'd)

Marina Bay SINGAPORE Countdown 09/10: Where to Catch the Fireworks

In this fifth and final video of the series, let me tell you where are the best spots for catching the Marina Bay Countdown fireworks display!

Insing column: mrbrown and the iPhone

Latest weekly Insing column is "mrbrown and the iPhone"

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My wife and I finally got our iPhones. After the last two telcos got their right to sell Apple's newest gadget crack, it opened the floodgates for the rest of us who had not purchased it earlier.

I proudly showed my wife my purchases and declared I got one for me and one for her. Mine was a manly black (they ran out of 32GB white) and hers was a 16GB white iPhone 3GS.

She looked at her iPhone and frowned a little, "Where do I hang my cute cute dangly mobile phone thingy?"

Then my heart sank. For all his genius, Steve Jobs failed to provide the crucial hole for the dangly mobile phone thingy.

I tried my best to win her over to her new 3GS, over the next few days. But you have to understand, my wife belongs to that category of technology users who are very attached to their old ways of doing things. Shifting even a switch from the left side of the phone to the right side was a major paradigm shift in usability. It was like asking her to learn to use a new leg. (cont'd)

Insing column: mrbrown and the computer show

Latest weekly Insing column is "mrbrown and the computer show"

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My goal was to pick up a media player for myself (the kind that hook up to a TV and plays digital video) and a big screen TV for dad. I was quite pleased with the walking space at Expo compared to Suntec City computer shows. Where the latter always had bottlenecks at the escalators, Expo was just one big floor.

I went from one booth to another, looking at what each media player brand had to offer and asking questions that would make a computer show nerd proud.

“Does your player support MKV? DTS audio with pass-through via S/PDIF Coaxial/Optical? Streaming over LAN and WLAN?” I asked each vendor.

Some of you ladies may laugh at the geek-speak, but I am sure you have your own jargon when you shop for your designer shoes and underwear, right?

I have heard ladies in the lingerie department using terms like underwire, G-string, multiway, and balconette. The first few terms sound like technology terms. Except that last term. A balconette bra sounds like you are wearing a condo on your chest. (cont'd)

Marina Bay SINGAPORE Countdown 09/10: The Journey of a Wishing Sphere

Follow us as we take the Wishing Sphere to the Royal Thai Embassy in Singapore for Ambassador Nopadol Gunavibool to pen his wishes for the New Year!

The mrbrown Holiday Giveaway Results, a clarification

After I posted the story of the winner to my Holiday Giveaway, some readers cynically commented that the couple were not for real and their story a fabrication.

Normally, I wouldn't even bother to respond to haterz. I don't give a fig if you believe them or not because all that matters is that I do. But since this involves the integrity of the couple so I felt I needed to address it.

First of all, I did do my own homework before awarding the prize. Secondly, I even had the opportunity to confirm my belief in their story after the prize was given.

Anyway, Tracy wrote this comment on my blog which I thought I'd share:

mrbrown,

I'm very grateful to you for this wonderful gift.

Thank you.

It is a true story. It happened on Nov 23 last year. He was on dialysis for 3 months. When he first started, he spent 3 days per week for dialysis and 3 other days of each week for TCM treatments. Sunday was the only day he could rest. Every weekday, he would go for his morning walk and he watched his diet. He gave up all his favourite foods and drinks.

It was a very tough period for both of us.

Last Christmas, I remember telling him that we would create a miracle and that he will get off dialysis. And he really did it.

I'm very proud of him. Thank you, mrbrown.

May you have a great 2010, and the very best of health.

She also wrote me this email later on:

Many thanks for selecting us. I did not know that Eric has written such a sweet entry. I am really proud of him that he could overcome it. :-)

This is a lovely couple who weathered some pretty tough circumstances this past year and I enjoyed giving away such a nice holiday to them.

As one reader said: "If you did not give to them. I will personal come over and kick u behind! Hahaha!"

Well said.

CNNGo column: The Sports Hub cometh... soon

I have a new column with CNNGo.com called "Say What? with mrbrown" Do drop by and read my first piece there: The Sports Hub cometh... soon

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Talk about being late. The Sports Hub won't be ready in time for the 2013 SEA Games because of repeated delays due to funding woes.

Originally, the idea was to host this major sporting event using the new 55,000-seater National Stadium with the retractable roof.

And being the gracious country that Singapore is, we are offering our Southeast Asian neighbors a once-in-a-lifetime chance to take the hosting 2013 SEA Games off our hands.

We have been told that the Sports Hub, a replacement for the National Stadium, is being developed using a PPP approach. No, it does not stand for People-Patience-Please but Public-Private Partnership. This means a private consortium will raise funds to build it, and the Government pays the consortium annually for the facilities when they are operational.

The Sports Hub's completion date was pushed back several times, from 2011 to 2012 to 2013. This is way beyond even the Mayan calendar. (cont'd)

Marina Bay SINGAPORE Countdown 09/10: Young Hearts

I check out the young people involved in taking the Wishing Spheres to the people.

Wrapped!

I have completed my fatherly duty of buying the kids the presents they wanted and even wrapped them myself (the presents, not the kids).Then I see my shipment of Threadless tees at the door. Ahhhhhhh. Completes my Christmas Eve.

The mrbrown Holiday Giveaway Results!

When I planned this holiday Christmas giveaway with my kind sponsor, Wotif.com, I thought it would be easy to run and fun to do.

I was half right.

It has been tremendous fun doing it. But it was way way hard to judge.

I received more than double the entries compared to the last mrbrown Giveaway, via Twitter, email and even via the Comments section of my blog.

I read every single entry I received. And you guys made me laugh... and sometimes, cry. Your entries were witty, fun and in many cases, personal and touching.

But I only have one prize to give away. I wish I had more.

So the winner of this 3D2N stay at Bintan Lagoon Resort is...Tracy F.

Her entry, via email, reads:

"I want a holiday from mrbrown because I want to celebrate with my hubby for being able to triumph from a sick kidney dialysis patient one year ago to a healthy man who has nursed his kidneys back to health now."

And here is the best part. I don't know if you knew this or not, Tracy, but your husband was also thinking of you when he sent me his entry earlier. Because I received this from him:

"I want a holiday from mrbrown because it's been years since I've gone on a holiday with my wife. It's been a tough year for us as I was fighting off a kidney disease and struggling to get off dialysis, and all I want now is to be able to spend some quiet alone time with my beloved wife."

I was going to give it to him, but then I received your entry, Tracy, and I thought it would create a perfect circle to give it to you instead.

So Tracy and Eric, enjoy your time together and have a blessed Christmas.

the mrbrown show: 20 litres only

No more free ride at Malaysian petrol kiosks! mrbrownshow.com!

Taipei Day 7: Novotel Taipei Taoyuan International Airport hotel

We stayed at the brand new Novotel Taipei near the airport on our trip. It is so new, you can still smell it. Take a little tour of the suite, the pool and the gym with me.

I liked the 24 hour gym and and heated pool a lot. Location was not the bestest but convenient if you want to stay near the airport. It is also handy if you are planning some travel outside of Taipei.

The internet was free too, both LAN and Wifi.

Thanks to sponsor Wotif.com and Novotel Taipei for the stay.

Taipei Day 6: Seen in a 7-Eleven

Why is the brand of this Taiwanese made condom "High Tide Condom"?

Does that mean you can use it for sex when you also have a full bladder? Does it have extra space for you to pee into?

I am intrigued.

Taipei Day 6: On the High Speed Rail to Taichung

We chose to take the Taiwan High Speed Rail to Taichung from our Taoyuan hotel. Just for the experience of traveling in a train that can hit 300kmh. I was most impressed with the comfort and the modernity of the service. It was a little pricey but if you need to get from one end of Taiwan to the other, the THSR can't be beat. My only other gripe was that the HSR stations were located in somewhat out of the way places and a shuttle bus ride (free) was needed.

This is a first time on a HSR for the wife and I.

The seats have lots of legroom!

Ryan really loved the food onboard the train.

Taichung was not as hopping as Taipei but we had a good time at their National Musuem of Science.

We also shopped at their Sogo department store (yes the one that no longer exists in Singapore). Not only was Sogo alive and well in Taichung, the department store was 18 floors of shopping.

EIGHTEEN freakin' floors. I kid you not.

And their lifts were run by polite ad uniform-clad lift pressers. The lady's one job was to press your lift floor for you and at every floor, she would come out and announce to all and sundry that the lift was here and on its way up or down.

Just in case customers cannot read arrows or hear the ding of a lift door opening, I suppose.

Taipei Day 6: 烏魚子

This vagina-looking thing is actually some kind of compressed fish eggs, a Taiwanese delicacy. It's so special that the shop at the airport selling it also sells a red plastic toy version of it.