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Please Leave a Massage After the Moan

Have you ever tried calling a travel agency? Have you ever wondered why they never pick up the phone? Well, after extensive research which involved sitting in two travel agencies while waiting for my friend Mike to book his Lustful Holiday of Forbidden Love (he missed his first honeymoon because his bride took ill at the airport, after the luggage had been checked in, you can find out more in my Weddings article), I have found that it is because answering a phone in a travel agency is against their Hippocrite Oath and punishable by taking you to the back room and having you spayed.

Me and My G-Shiok

I was looking at my Do List for the day and it said:

-Take afternoon nap
-Wash clothes
-Vacuum and mop floor
-Hang clothes
-Write about my new watch

I am proud to say that I have accomplished the first item. The rest are still on my KIV list. Since I do not want to feel like a total slob, I will try to do the last item.