From the Home Office in Hanoi, here's the top ten list.
Top Ten things overheard at the Tiger Cup.
Lions and Tiger and Beer, oh my. Everybody loves a winner, and Barry's perseverance pays off. Here now are some things overheard that evening.
Heeeeeere we go:
10 "Send message to Indonesia - see what little red dot can do."
9 "Now Singapore has even more reason to be arrogant."
8 "For the World Cup, there's champagne. For the Tiger Cup, what do you expect?"
7 "Hey! This cup has no beer!"
6 "I heard in Singapore, they even close the ALS so the Cisco policewomen can watch the Tiger Cup."
5 "I think I'm going back to my old job as a transvestite kickboxer."
4 "Good thing the tournament is in Vietnam or we would never get away with bribing the referee."
3 "Let's have a beer foam party!"
2 "We want a bonus!"
and (drum roll)... the number one thing heard at the Tiger Cup.
1. "Give that man a Tiger!"
[Cue music, "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor.]
Contributed and written by Gabriel "Loco Lobo" Goh
