In light of the recent appointment of Malaysia's new Deputy Prime Minister, the Prime Minister's Department is pleased to invite applications from patriotic Malaysians to fill the following vacant positions:
With redundancies at investment banks around the globe looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of investment bankers in your very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure income level!
Bolehland: A total of 21,900,800 people have called the hotline set up by the Malaysian government to allow people express their pro-government sentiments. Local observers believe the figure is the latest proof of strong support enjoyed by the Mahathir regime.
Hot on the heels of the success of the Proton (National Car) project and the conquest of Mount Everest, Mahathir decided to mount the mother of all challenges - to send Malaysians to the sun. In true JFK style, he announced that Malaysia will send some buminauts to the sun by the year 2020.