On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
"No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Guys: No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek):
"Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice"
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race:
Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King's Canyon in California:
'Slow Parking Ahead'
More of an ad than a sign, but...
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down.
The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:
Please wait for hostess to seat you.
Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm.
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.
Seen in a health food store:
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant: the sign read:
Women are not served here...
You have to bring your own.
Contributed by Monica