A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."
RS: "Rye...ruin sorbees...morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow july zem?"
G: "What?"
RS: "Ow july den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow july dee baychem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An san tos?"
G: "What?"
RS: "San tos. July san tos?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
G: "I really feel bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side.:
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymud."
G: "You're welcome."
Contributed by Ivy
