Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they
Pissed me off.
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
When you're having a really bad day
And it seems like
People are trying to piss you off,
Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to to extend your middle finger.
Contributed by Chee Wee