The Real Meaning Behind The Abbreviations
The Women
40-ish
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Adventurer
Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic
Flat-chested
Average-looking
Ugly
Beautiful
Pathological liar
Contagious Smile
Bring your penicillin
Educated
College dropout
Emotionally-Secure
Medicated
Feminist
Fat; ball buster
Free spirit
Substance user
Friendship first
Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun
Annoying
Gentle
Comatose
Good Listener
Borderline Autistic
New-Age
All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned
Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded
Desperate
Outgoing
Loud
Passionate
Loud
Poet Depressive
Schzophrenic
Professional
Real Witch
Redhead
Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque
Grossly Fat
Romantic
Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous
Very Fat
Weight proportional to height
Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate
One step away from stalking
Widow
Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart
Toothless crone
The Men
40-ish
52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic
Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average-looking
Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated
Will always treat you like an idiot
Free spirit
Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first
As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun
Good with a remote and a sixpack
Good-looking
Arrogant
Honest
Pathological Liar
Huggable
Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle
Insecure, overly dependent
Mature
Until you get to know him
Open-minded
Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit
I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet
Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual
Once went to church with his grandmother, on Easter Sunday
Stable
Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful
Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Contributed by Pang Peow Yeong
