From Ryan Pierce (a true poet indeed -brown)
MR BROWN YOU ARE A F*CKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO SMOKES MONKEY SHIT. YOU SMELL LIKE SOMTHING THAT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A DEAD 647 POUND DEAD WOMANS P*SSY. I AM TRULY SORRY THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND A THING THAT I AM TELLING YOU. BUT IF I MADE IT SO THIS EMAIL COULD BE UNDERSTOOD BY MY DOGS SHIT, THEN IT WOULD SAY
.EXACTLY THAT, NOTHING.
WERES A PLANE WHEN YOU NEED TO DESTROY A MR. BROWN TOWN
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Hey your site's interesting, much so with the new addition of your Pride & Joy's photographs! My colleague and I had a Monday morning just browsing through them all, she did brighten up our last day of 2001! Cheers!
Ooh, by the way, my favourite picture of Faith is the one of her mauling that teething ring. She looks pretty fierce, man!
Brown: You are doing a superb national service for Singapore. All Singaporeans should be proud of it. Alas, probably only a few hundred thousand are probably proud of it. The rest... well... our national education system will ensure they do not see the woods for the trees. I am truly proud that a Singaporean writer of your calibre exists. Your turn of phrase and sense of humour is one-in-a-million. Pse keep up the good work. I hope you never ever tire of it. Regards.
From Lucy Tan
To whom it may concern, I'd like to know if Borders Singapore have this book. First Class English for Tourism 1 (Book 1) by Stephen Hall and Tray Blappert. Its ISBN is 0534-83572-4 It should come with the cassette. I also would like to know if you have book2. Please e-mail back me. Sincerely, Yong
Hi, Could you advise me of the availability of the following book and its price! Blackstone's Statutes on Commercial & Consumer Law 2001-2001, 10th Edition, By Francis Rose
From Recent Poo Expert
My whole family and friends have been trying to achieve low points on the poo poo quiz. We are not able to make our feces float. I did some research on the internet and found that poo floats only when it's high in fat. That doesn't sound like a healthy poo to me! Also the color is brown to dark brown, NOT light brown. Please check out this link, it maybe very beneficial for your overachiever poopers out there. http://www.afraidtoask.com/bowel/color.html
Maybe you could add the pictures to your site to increase the knowledge of healthy poop?
Thanks, The poopologist
i would like to commend you on the absolutely w/o a doubt fantastic website. cant say much for the decor, but the content is top rate. was just wondering about your satirical approach towards government issue. Arent you afraid that 'someone' will get you or your family if you go a little wee bit too far?