From the Mailbag 18 Feb 2001

From Ryan Pierce (a true poet indeed -brown)

MR BROWN YOU ARE A F*CKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO SMOKES MONKEY SHIT. YOU SMELL LIKE SOMTHING THAT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A DEAD 647 POUND DEAD WOMANS P*SSY. I AM TRULY SORRY THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND A THING THAT I AM TELLING YOU. BUT IF I MADE IT SO THIS EMAIL COULD BE UNDERSTOOD BY MY DOGS SHIT, THEN IT WOULD SAY

.EXACTLY THAT, NOTHING.

DUMBASS.

WERES A PLANE WHEN YOU NEED TO DESTROY A MR. BROWN TOWN