From Ack Vert
Hey, you must be a bloody wanker. You haven't been updating your website regularly you asshole! You think just because you have that column in Today/Streats (whatever crap tabloid you write for), you are now a hotshot writer. Please don't forget your roots ok. It's the readers like us that made you well known by recommending your site to our friends.
P.S. Your latest 2 SNEs were pretty lame. You can do better than that.
(I think he meant SNE 91 and 92 -brown)
From skyzer (in the comments field of popular local blog, Balderdash)
mr brown is a complete piece of shit, the only time his column actually came across as funny was his poking fun at ACSI... So said skyzer on Dec 07 2003, 06:30 pm
Dear Sir. I am Athos from Cyprus and I want to import Mr. Brown coffee. Can you help me? Please answer to my email. Regards Athos.
Hello there Kin Mun,
You dont know me (obviously!) , but i just wanted to say "hi" and i am a fan of your website. Plus (actually, more importantly), i wanted to offer you congrats on the birth of your baby boy Isaac last week. He is as cute as red & wrinkly newborns come :) God bless!
Hi, Saw the baby picture on ur website, just to say congrats! Going for the third one? :p Looks like you're doing your part to renew the population! Haha! Cheers!
Hi Mr. Brown, Congratulations on the new addition to the family! so now I'll understand if the SNEs a slower to come by! hehehe October's a really great month to be born in! October baby meself, many moons ago Cheers!
Hi Mr Lee Congrats to the addition of your new son! =) And he does look like his bigger sister
God bless, Rong
heya Mr Brown, juz wanted to congratulate you on the birth of your second kid. he looks so cute! btw, Isaac and I have the same birthday =p
From Miss Lim
I'm a malaysian born singapore citizen and I've been living in australia since early 2000 (yes, now tagged a 'quitter'). Having witnessed the vast difference in politics and the public's view of politics between the three countries which I have been much priviledged to have lived in, I must say that your website has made a significant impact. While Singaporeans are not allowed to protest (peacefully or otherwise) against the war-hungry american president or its Draconian prime minister, I do believe that your website has contributed to this otherwise sheltered society, opening its mind to more left wing ideas. Thumbs up to your good work.
I would like to congratulate you on your well developed site. I have left Singapore for almost 4 years now and it is interesting to see what's really happening back there from someone else's perspective than the singaporean media.
it's sad to hear all that is really happening back there. well, good luck with your baby and regards.
Not sure how many fan mails you got. But as a Singaporean studying and maybe working in the states (until hung-cheng gets better back home), your site esp. the national education stuff really makes me feel close to home. Don't have to reply this mail. Just wanted to say thanks for maintaining this site. Sure beats the straitstimes... Brown for president!
i think Issac look simply divine! can we have more pics of him now that he's 1+month already??? cheers! tiffany
From John Reiter
Hello "Mr. Brown",
I am writing you this email to inform you that you have stolen the identity of my friend, Mr. Brown.
Return it post-haste and nothing will happen to neither you nor your family.
Sincerely, John Reiter
A highly charged and altogether amusing site. thank you for the laughter during the dull hours doing duty in camp... It hurts to be Singaporean.
ps. i'll just like to add that the said person(s) responsible for causing "improprieties in their internal processes, like record keeping and fitness scores" in 1st Commando Battalion are non-Red Beret personnel. They are support servicemen doing clerical work in the battalion. Hence, for Honour and Glory we still serve.