Have not read your site for a while. SNE 95 is a gem!
Bloody shame you came in second in the 2003 awards man. I actually read the blog of the first place winner xiaxue, and the only reason I can think of that you lost was a fan mail base of teenagers who took a liking to her picture.
Sure she was 'open' with her commentary about blowjobs and anal sex, but not nearly as funny as the social commentary you do.
Keep it up man, 'old' geezers like me still supporting you.
From mother of 2
Your website and writing are just too funny!
Love the pics of the babies and family... have 2 myself.. are you going to be a good model citiizen and up the population by adding and third and fourth? What about a fifth? Might as well go all the way and have a whole football team, though the missus might not be too keen to go through all that so many times over.
Kena banned by MOE? Must try that from school. I guess it might be all the wonderful "language" and insinuations found in your website. Children are not very discerning you know, and sigh, we must not lead our young astray with tongue-in-cheek comments that they might take as examinable content and swallow hook, line and sinker.
Just a question... well, more like just to point out something... You obviously don't update everything when you do an update, because you have things labelled "new" when they are like from May 2003... new meh? More like rancid already.An example is your straits times interview over SARS... May 4th 2003 leh... somemore new.... even the word "new" is ashamed to be there and is blushing bright red!
OK, give the babies a hug from me, and keep writing!
mommy of 2
p.s you should write some funny stuff on what your kiddos do... Lots of great material there! They might not appreciate it when they grow older, but for now, shoot! (Haha, I so totally identified with the baby boy and their fireman acts thing... *grin*) What till your girl starts getting curious and asking why she hasn't got the same parts as didi...
I send my thanks again again
The previous two mail was for fun. I still would like to thank you for opening my eyes.
I send my thanks again
I write to thank you for converting me from a human to a person.
I send my thanks
I write to thank you for converting me from a drone to a human.
On the Lifting of "The Ban"
From Yeo JY
Congratulations on the lifting of the ban on ur website! I am an avid fan of ur Friday columns for TODAY. Thought I'll juz pop a mail to tell u that u have been doing a great job!
From Ack Vert (Again)
Stop trying to mislead the readers. Your site hasn't been "unbanned" my MOE; it was NEVER banned in the first place. Can't believe you've been trying to convince people of how cool and rebellious your site is. LOSER!
Your site is no longer banned by MOE!
Shame on you. Ha ha.
And its all thanks to me! Don't laugh cos I can prove I was the one who got you off the hall of fame ok!
i complained.. haha. I quote myself:
"it is a website containing singapore humor and jokes. as a civics tutor and a qualified english teacher, i appreciate this website for its high standard of english and intellectual humor. its light hearted delivery also makes it a good resource for national education."
I now proclaim myself the kind of talking cock.
I mean KING of talking cock. HA!
On my TODAY article: Stemming the Rot
From J Tan
Yo Mr. Brown...
Ur articles never fail to bring laughters to me every friday morning (ok i must admit, i get tickled easily.. haha..)
just a question though... hmm.. u intending to do a Neil-Humphreys, i.e., publish your own book?
'mr brown" rocks !!!
Hi "Mr Brown"
shame on the government & singaporeans alike,if at times they cant take some honest criticism in a humourous but true context !
i love reading your column ... i only wish there were more openminded and daring journalist out there to challenge some of the petty regulations that comes out fm time to time: the most recent of course, paying for the window replacement inspection fees.( i read your article on this today,its so funny and true!!!)
hope u keep up coming up with more of that great writing flair of yours ..looking forward to more articles.
On my TODAY article: Time to Fly the Coop
your column ("Time to Fly the Coop") in today's today really rocked! how long did it take you to write it?
Time to fly the Coop
Hello, Mr Brown
Well done for the article in Today!
Wonder if you could archive all your articles in your web site or Today holds the copyright to it?
Subject: FW: Time to fly the Coop?...Must Read!
Guess what's making the rounds in my office. You're a celebman! K time to set up the autograph booth. What's next? Maybe now u can flog products for
Marie France and Expressions! ;-)