And here is an exchange on ICQ about how important it is for a fast food joint in Singapore to carry every diet drink that a Westerner will drink, or incur the Wrath of the Angmoh (Westerner). Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Frankly, I am shocked. How can Singapore's KFC not sell Diet Pepsi? This is a travesty of the highest order. Somebody email the United Nations. Maybe begin sanctions and withdraw funding.
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gameboy (8:09 PM) : today at kfc at great world, got this angmo screamin and shoutin that he will never eat at kfc again because they dun serve diet pepsi
bob (8:09 PM) :
how did u know?
gameboy (8:09 PM) :
i was behind him
bob (8:10 PM) :
*faint*
gameboy (8:10 PM) :
siao ang mo... order and order... the girl brought the food... then he said he wanted diet pepsi... dun have...he got angry
bob (8:10 PM) :
why didn't you tell him to get his fat ass back to which ever country he come from that serve diet pepsi
bob (8:11 PM) :
Asia people are not obesy, so we don't sell diet pepsi
gameboy (8:11 PM) :
young girl somemore... one of those kids doin holiday job...
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