Ok, while I think Emma Watson, who plays Hermione in the Harry Potter movies, is going to grow up to become a real hottie, this thirty-seven-year-old guy's tribute site is just downright disturbing. He has a countdown on his site that tracks the number of days left to Miss Watson's 18th birthday.
Donald Nyffington names his computer equipment after characters in the Harry Potter books (his mouse is called Scabbs) and has done a drawing of Hermione, and even a poem:
Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, alas
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset
C'mon, now that's just wrong, man.
*shudder*
So what are you waiting for, Emma fans? As Donald says, "Now grab your wand and get counting!" Ewww.
Thank goodness the site is not for real. I recognised the photo of the supposed site owner and it was an image taken off The Onion, from an old article called "Children Creepy Middle-Aged Weirdos Swept Up In Harry Potter Craze".
Then again, there will always be childish adults into these things. Or not.
