Sometimes, you get a 404 page and the server hosting the site really lets you know how it feels, doing this day in, day out...
I have never spent this long reading a 404 page. I need to get a life. Now I'm depressed.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.