Stupid Silly Ang Mohs (better change it, or people might use my autistic daughter as an example to make a point), dunno how to drink Asian drinks, only know their Cokes and sodas. That's why got this site: Crazy Asian Drinks, where they do taste tests on Asian Drinks, like Chrysanthemum Tea, Pearl Milk Tea, and even Yeo's Soya Bean Drink. And generally gag.
I have to admit though, I never did like Lychee drinks. But Chin Chow drink, man, how can Chin Chow be crazy? Wait till they discover Bird's Nest drink, proudly made from the spit of the swiftlet, a small swallow native to East Asia. That will really gross them out.
Excerpt on Grass Jelly Drink (Chin Chow):
Drinks ought not have flesh in them in them. Seems rather obvious, except to Taiwan. Wrong permeates this thing like stink on colon beef. I hate to repeat my Cohort in the Defense of the World Against Crazy Asian Drinks, but it tastes like flat, lukewarm cola with chunks of gelatin. Chuns of gelatin. As you swallow, the chuncks invade your mouth, march upon the gullet and occupy your stomach where they celebrate until you upchuck.
via Boing Boing