If you play God, play God at tennis.
A strict code of conduct is expected
Clear lines must be drawn in the sand
The ball will be either in or out
At times there is talk of love
If you play God, play God at chess.
All decisions must be black or white
There are ways for him to be kept in check
Bishops are available for consultation
There is the possibility of mating
If you play God, play God at cards.
There is clear opportunity for cheating
You might deal from the bottom of the pack
Aces can be hidden up your sleeve
The joker should be specially marked
If you play God, play God at darts.
He will dislike their resemblance to nails
An acceptable target must be provided
There is a fine line he will not be permitted to cross
Cursing should never be allowed
If you play God, play God at monopoly.
Everyone will be expected to take turns
He must sit at a table like everyone else
You might refuse him a room at your inn
He is certain to be feeling overconfident