You must not say bad things about ______ (insert Idol name here)! He/she is the best of the best, and we love him/her, and whoever says he/she is not good should go and kill himself.
He/she worked very hard to get this far, and this is all driven by racism and religion!
And the other Idols must have gotten the whole church/mosque/temple, or his entire Chinese/Malay/Indian/Others race to vote for them.
And just because he/she:
-has a kid without husband
-has bankrupt parents
-has Ah Beng looks
-has Mat looks
-is intimate with another Idol
-is not beautiful enough
-is too fat/too thin
-never wears a skirt
-needs a haircut
-cannot sing to save his/her life
(tick where appropriate)
...doesn't mean he/she is not worthy to be voted.
And who are you to judge anyway? Go and expletive your mother and your father!
And why that ______ (insert Idol judge name here) say such bad things about ______ (insert Idol name here)? What does he/she think he/she is? He/she is just a has-been singer/songwriter/radio dj/producer anyway!
WE LOVE YOU ______ (insert Idol name here)!!!!!! We want to marry you and have your children!!!!
(Ok, now go and flame and kacau Uncle Re-minisce, our grouchy and broke doctor. He says Singapore celebs lack real talent. Heheh.)