Mr Miyagi and his buddy, an American-Chinese-Actor-based-in-Beijing-studying-Mandarin, on MSN Messenger:
Dude!, he said.
Hey Joe, I said.
Dude, don't call me Joe. I went to see a palmist and fortune teller and he's told me to change my name, he replied.
So what's your new name?
See my MSN nickname?
It says Li Zhaogeng (Joe Lee)
That's it, dude. Call me that please...