cheeky's Three Commandments of Junior College (JC) Orientation Water Bomb Games for guys:
1. Thou shall not waste your water bombs on your fellow brothers.
2. Thou shall conspire with your fellow brothers to wet as many chicks as possible.
3. Thine pursuit shall be relentless until objective (2) is met.
Read also about his particularly fun experience Mass Dancing with a less-than-friendly lady partner, and was at the mercy of her knee (the English one, not the Hokkien one).
Makes you wish you had studied harder to get into Junior College, right?
Cheeky remembers that he and his cohort were all huddled up into the hall. Everyone knew that it’s time for mass dance when the student councilors started to shut all the doors in the hall due to the repeated history of people slipping out during the dance in previous years. Yes, the government has successfully imbedded its style of governing into schools. A group of Chinese High students, with their tight little shorts and hairy legs, started moaning about wasting their time learning some stupid dance, but then we all know that deep down, they are eager to get the dance started. Horny hypocrites. So when the time came for everyone to pair up, the same group of Chinese High students was busy scouting for their long lost sisters from Nanyang Girls. Cheeky was scanning the hall for some convent girls. Don’t know why but cheeky was especially smitten with convent girls. Must be their uniform.