From supertsar's blog:
Today while watching the game (by the way we beat UNC - the #2 team in the country – to advance to the final of the ACC tournament) the phone rang, and I picked it up.
[Pause. Damn it, has to be a telemarketer.]
– Hello, is M at home?
– Uh, he’s asleep [meanwhile, M who had been sleeping on the couch stirs, and opens his eyes]... Uh, wait [M looks at me and asks, ‘is that a telemarketer?’]... Uh, are you a telemarketer?
– Ok, then he’s asleep.