Allegedly Taken From Classified Ads in Newspapers:
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2. FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbour's dog
3. FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
4. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
5. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be
reward.
6. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale
7. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
8. GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
9. NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
10. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
AND THE BEST ONE -
11. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
Contributed by Mike
