Kenny has shown us once again why he is the funniest blogger in Kuching, in Malaysia, and some say even Batam.
Read his version of what he thinks the Singapore Blogger Convention will be like.
You know what, dude? If you can make it to the convention in July, I will personally take you out for drinks. You are Da Bomb.
Excerpt:
Singapore Bloggers Convention 2005 - Program Listing (Kenny Sia version)
1:00pm~2:00pm
Opening Speech by Chairman of Agency for Science, Technology and Research (A*STAR), Mr Philip Yeo
2:00pm~3:00pm
Cowboy Caleb's Kung Fu Demonstration: How to Kick People's Ass Three Ways to China
3:00pm~6:00pm
Steve McDermott's Speech: 'Infantilism as Defence Mechanism' (yes, its a 3 hour speech)
6:00pm~7:00pm
J Schnorng's Magnetic Face Demonstration: How to Stick Random Objects to Your Face
7:00pm~8:00pm
AcidFlask's Speech: 'I'M INNOCENT: Eternal Vigilance is the Price of Liberty!!!'
8:00pm~8:30pm
Silly Celly's Live Demonstration: The Right Member to Hit the G-spot'
8:30pm~9:30pm (Special Guest from Malaysia)
Jeff Ooi's Speech: 'The Various Species of Little Birds'
9:30pm~10:00pm
Mr Brown and Mr Miyagi's Bellydance Performance
10:00pm Close
With a program like that, HOW CAN YOU NOT ATTEND?!