MysteryTanLines who was responsible for the Ah Beng Architect's speech from Matrix Reloaded, has written his next opus, Episode 3 for the discerning Beng.
Warning: contains spoilers.
Excerpt:
So Kopi One (is it because he like to go to coffeeshop and shout “Kopi one, uncle! Kay Kopi ok? Kopi one kay kopi!” – actually he can order Kopi kao but Gwai Lang Gone neber teach properly- blame MOE). So he fly with Aneekin (in hokkien mean “Wah, so fast” coz he grow up so fast- win the girl growing up speed). So the two jedi fly and fight the lobot to rescue some Minister Xi Dee Us. Actually now he is call Chancellor coz now got chance.
