blagg blogg captures the Adman we know and love. Adman, you had me at "Hello".
What do you mean, you won't go home with me? Let me tell you something right now - I work in advertising, goddammit! I have the coolest job in the world because I am the coolest person in the world. Do you understand what that means, you hot little piece of Asian action?
First of all, I'm hilarious and witty. Everyone in advertising is, although usually not as much as me. I am the sole reason the party DOESN'T suck. When I show up, all eyes are on me, like Tupac - he's my nigga. I have so many hilarious stories and anecdotes its insane. They're mostly about chicks I've nailed, sales I've made, free shit I've gotten, money I've made or shows on HBO. Most of them are lies, but who gives a shit - people want to be charmed and entertained. And f**ked.