I'm going to see the Star Wars Premiere (*sings*), I'm going to see Star Wars Premiere!
And this is my "lightsaber", $13.90 from Mustafa Centre (not planet Mustaffar, ok?).
It is a top-of-the-line Made-in-China ripoff and it comes with Gyro Force™, Freeze Sound, Pulsating Light and Spinning Light. And when you press the button for the Gyro Force™, you can really feel the Shooting Freeze (as it says there on the box).
I am Darth brown, Dark Lord of the Freeze. What to do, flunked out of Jedi Academy, Emperor didn't like my face, have to ownself teach ownself lor. Even "lightsaber" have to ownself make, that's why look like a He-Man Masters of the Universe "lightsaber".
No budget is like that one.
