Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Funniest thing I've read all week. Wait. Wait. Stomach. Pain. Stomach. Pain. Ok. I'm ok, now.
Tell you what, next year, we will get James to quit his job, and we will fire any editor working as a civil servant, because God forbid we have these mindless running dogs as part of any independent body of bloggers.
Then we will hold the Conference at my house. Oh wait, cannot, HDB flat is also owned by the State. NUS? They have nice big lecture theatres. Oh wait, cannot, they also owned by the State. Guess we'll have to rent a very expensive non-State-owned conference hall to run this Conference next year. We editors better start putting money into the piggy bank now.
Then I will get the refreshments sponsored by the kopitiam on the first floor of my flat. The Ah Peks and Uncles downstairs are very anti-Gahmen, so it'll be kosher. But for this year, I am sorry, you all have to eat Gahmen curry puffs and drink Gahmen coffee and tea.
By the way, there is a big difference between starting a metablog like Tomorrow.sg (which was started by a group of bloggers), and registering its domain name, which is what James did. Not that it matters since we are talking about fantasy here.
[Cue: insert X-files music]
Excerpt:
A theory on the controlling of blogs in Singapore:
Still think that blogs in Singapore are not "pick your favourite word here" by the Govt?
Well, here's proof.
Bloggers.SG 2005, the first upcoming Bloggers Convention of Singapore, would be held at the Woodlands Regional Library.
Let's review all the clues.
Tomorrow.sg, started by a staff of IDA.
Bloggers.SG 2005, held at a location owned by the state.
Refreshments provided by Shine, which is...
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