Chapter 2
We were discussing the latest Singapore Blogger Conference, trying to decide how best to plant the RFID chips into all the bloggers who were going to attend this inaugural event.
James "the Napster", our tech guru, between sips of his iced-Milo, told us how we could implement this evil plot with the right technology. He also told us of his meeting with Silly Celly, the sexy blogger Spy Who Loved Him. He told us, pausing to swallow a lump in his throat, that she was far from Silly.
mr "Limpeh Ah Kong" brown, the Scourge of Joo Chiat, also updated the team on his meeting with secret Gahmen-sympathiser, Colin Goh of talkingcock.com. Agent Colin had a plan based on horny hamsters and some duct tape. It was so crazy, it just might work, once he works out how to pull off the duct tape without the hamster hair coming off too.
We were watched over by Agent Miyagi "the Silencer" (not in picture), who spent many years (16 to be exact) in the highly-classified Gahmen Lead Oversight on Blogging Black Ops (GLOBBO), well-trained to silence any critics with his "wife", Mrs M16.
Cowboy Xiaxue attended the meeting via conference call, because he/she could not show his/her face for fear of compromising his/her secret identity.
Little did the blogging community know our plans to help the Gahmen track their blogs and their thoughts.
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