How do you know if your boss is actually spying on you? Here are a few starters that might be of help:
Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
The bracelet he gave you for Christmas blinks if you leave your work station/ cubicle.
Your name:"Ivan." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Ivan"
Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
There seem to be a blinking red light inside the smoke detector.
The fax machine just coughed.
Shamelessly taken from Ivan's blog
