Wife: I had a very odd dream, last night.
Me: Oh, another one? What did you dream?
Wife (smiles): I dreamt I gave birth and my morning sickness stopped.
Me: Heheh, was it a boy or a girl?
Wife: I can't remember. It didn't matter. I was so happy my morning sickness stopped, I was telling everyone in my dream, "Look, I gave birth and my morning sickness finally stopped, isn't that great?"
Me (laughs): You seem to have all your priorities in the right place.
Wife (smiles): Yeah. I just want to get this kid out of me and end the nausea and the burping all day.
Me: I suppose that's a worthy goal too. (both laugh)
A wise husband, who knows what is good for him, never questions the dreams of his pregnant and pukey wife.