Found this Hokkien "folk song" left by an anonymous reader in the comments section of Rockson's infamous NKF-CB post, now containing more than 750 comments (crikey):
福建民谣:
有个杜莱真老兰
六十万元作无兰
被判不对还兰兰
样子不知西密兰
踢他出去干那兰
如今不敢再怪兰
名字改成真度兰
最好改行去甘兰
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