I love to read McSweeny's Lists. The one below is by Jason Persse.
Excerpt:
Things Not Overheard at a Conceptual-Art Gallery Opening.
"Does naming the work 'Chaos' belie the artist's reliance upon a sparse, monochromatic field, or am I just a pretentious douchebag?"
"Well, that's obvious, but what do the other three midgets represent?"
"Let me get this straight—the artist is gay and German? You just blew my mind."
