From McSweeney's, by Mike Richardson-Bryan. Also funny in their latest issue, Your Children are Destroying the Neighbourhood by Elizabeth Urello.
Excerpt:
"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"
"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"
"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"
