Latest TODAY column: Operation Buzz Off
I tell you, army range mosquitoes are Commando-trained and huge. When you lie down on the ground to take your shots, you can hear the buzzing right next to your ears. And sometimes, when there is moonlight, you can even see the big fat flyers.
They are so huge, I swear these mosquitoes do not just bite you. No, not sissy behaviour like that. These guys will slap you around first, then knock you out before whipping out a blood transfusion kit to milk you. And your itch will swell and last for days on end, provided you survive the concussion.