My missus, when I told her how level 60 World of Warcraft vets James and his wife helped me, a low level newbie, in one of my quests by healing me with their healing powers, while I fought my way to the level boss: "Eeyur, so even though you won, you didn't win it honorably."
The missus, when we walked past the Triumph Maximiser bra display at Metro: "So where's the Minimiser?"
Me, waiting with the missus for the lift, after just missing the one the kids took down with the maid, and hearing the lift bell ring: "Ah, and that would be Isaac."