Check out these little known Top 30 facts about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
